Fast Food Part Two: Electric Boogaloo

The last time I had a fast food (mis)adventure, KFC proved just how low they're willing to set the bar. And just when you thought it couldn't get any lower, here comes McDonald's, barreling right through it like a fat kid through your birthday cake.

Now, I really hate to beat a dead horse, and so I won't. But I will say that when the half-educated r-tard manning the register is wearing the "crew leader" super-duper-shiny nametag, he shouldn't need the manager's help literally every other item that gets ordered.

So kudos to you, McShitbag's. I'm loving the thought of setting you on fire.