Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat

So, on Sunday, George Carlin pissed off this mortal coil, thereby degrading the quality of our stand-up comedy forever.

I literally grew up with George Carlin-- that probably explains quite a lot about the person I've become. Everything about the man was vulgar, grotesque and vile... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

So, in tribute to the man who told us about scabs on our heads, people who need a good killing and of course the seven words you can't say on tv... I give you this.

Enjoy.