At long last, my need to blog outweighs my hatred of social networking sites

Since we all know that Myspace and Facebook are devil-spawned cesspools of filth and despair, we avoid them like the plagues they are. But, dear reader (and I know there's only one of you), without them, how can I preach my insanity to the masses?

Thank Bob for Blogger.

Using this, I can now rant and rave without having to harness the powers of way too much evil (even for me), and maybe show off some creative retarded creative whatnots along the way.

So, in closing, I'm back. Look for updates in the very near future.

Seriously.

I mean it this time.

Really.

Please?